Simply print out the following game form before the Chat. Now, with pencil in hand follow along and score each category during the live chat! When you are done you will be able to scientifically quantify just how hysterical this particular Chat was on the Rick Chat Scoreboard!
*A spinner or dice may be used, but in that they have no bearing whatsoever on gameplay you'd sorta be a dork doin it and stuff. *

Rick Chat - The Home Game! Score Card

_____ Rick is on time for the Chat: (10 minute leaveway allowed)
(10 points)

_____ Rick logs on with a really Cute Nickname!
(5 points)

_____ Rick logs on with a really Cute Nickname that involves ANY body part!
(10 points)

_____ Rick gets Booted shortly after logging on.
(1 point for each occurance)

_____ Any or all of the Moderators get Booted shortly after logging on
(1 point for each occurance)

_____ YOU get Booted shortly after logging in.
(Subtract 1 point for each occurance)

_____ Rick logs back in using a Nickname that is in someway disparaging of AOL
(5 points)

_____ Rick makes a comment about the Pic in the Corner of the Chat Screen.
(5 points)

_____ Moderators use a :) at the end of their post
(2 points)

_____ Rick uses a :) at the end of his post
(5 points)

_____ Rick uses a :( at the end of his post
(Subtract 5 points)

_____ Rick makes a Typo.
( 2 points)

_____ Rick makes a Typo that actually spells out a dirty word!
(10 points)

_____ The terms, "LOL", "ROFLMAO" or *Wink* are used.
(1 point for each occurance)

_____ Rick actually answers questions in the sequence they were asked.
(2 points for each occurance)

_____ Rick answers YOUR question.
(10 points)

_____ Rick doesn't answer YOUR question.
(Subtract 10 points)

_____ Rick or the Moderators hint that "Someone else" may be out there Lurking.
(5 points)
(Deduct 5 points if you are actually have no idea who they are referring to)

_____ Intoxicated logs on shortly after aforementioned hints are dropped.
(5 points)

_____ Anyone else logs on using an equally goofy moniker.
(5 points for each person)

_____ Rick uses the term "MoFo" when addressing said individuals.
(10 points)

_____ You actually know what "MoFo" means without asking a husband or brother.
(5 bonus points you Tramp!)

_____ Intoxicated makes a "Naughty" comment or joke
(1 point for each occurance - would be higher but the frequency would mess up the whole scoring curve)

_____ Rick makes an equally "Naughty" comment.
(10 points simply for the *Thud* factor!)

_____ Any of the Moderators makes a "Naughty" comment.
(25 BIG points!)

_____ Intoxicated  makes an "Inside Joke" that refers to someones sexual preference.
(5 points - Not that there is anything wrong with that)

_____ Bonus Points are to be awarded if any of the following words are used by Rick in the Chat, (Note that points are awarded for each occurance):

* Fruity Booty (2 points)
* Schwetty (5 points)
* Red Pumps (5 points)
* Sex at the age of 193 (10 points)
* Sex in general (10 points)
* Sex with a General (100 points)
* Nuticles(5 points)
* Groovy(Like 5 points Man!)
* Gigolo(25 Freakin Points!)

_____ Rick happens to mention what he is wearing.
(Assign 5 points for each thing he ISN'T wearing!!!)

_____ Rick mentions what is in his refrigerator.
(5 points)

_____ You ACTUALLY eat this stuff at home.
(Bon appetit! 25 points plus a free book of McDonalds Gift Certificates)

_____ Rick uses any word or combination of words that you have to cross reference to the Thesaurus.
(10 points per occurance)

POST CHAT BONUS GAME:

_____ Someone logs on using the Nickname Rick used in the Moderated Chat or some variation thereof.
(10 points per occurance)

_____ You actually believe that person is Rick
(Subtract 20 points from your total score!)
 

_____ Total Score!

1- 25 POINTS: Blech! ZZzzzzz...SNORT..Huh?..Whew!, Thank GOD I was only dreaming...
26-50 POINTS: So-So Chat! You could have gone over, played WagerWorks and read the transcript instead!
51-75 POINTS: Yikes! This Chat really rocked! More laughs then Barrel of Nuticles!
75 POINTS OR OVER: 'SssssssssssMOKIN'!!!' Just go ahead and call into work sick, cause your going to be waiting at the PostOffice for Jos to send you some Depends Overnight Express!!!