Posted by BoDee *Doing her part to make the World just a little better* on Tue Jan 30 14:27:26 2001:

Don't ya just hate it when ya logon and someone has posted something really flame
worthy? You sit there thinking of all the great riffs you could make and then Bam!
You go to write something and you come up dry? Well worry no more! Here for your
future use is Bodee's Flame-O-Matic, (Rick Forum Version 1.0), for all your Flaming
needs. Just check off the appropriate boxes and you are on your way to becoming a
World Class Flamer!

Date: [Today’s Date]

To:
[ ] Bro/Sister in Rick
[ ] Potential Stalker
[ ] Overzealous Fan
[ ] Einstein
[ ] Naive Twit
[ ] Little Miss Sunshine
[ ] Butt Munch
[ ] Mr. President/Madam Senator
[ ] (Insert name of choice here)

From:
[ ] Your Sister in Rick
[ ] Your Brother in Rick
[ ] Yo Mama

Re: Your Recent Post on the Karma Message Board

You are being flamed because your Post ... (Select one):

[ ] ... was patently offensive and inflammatory.
[ ] ... was totally unrelated to Rick in any way, shape, or form.
[ ] ... was a collection of unreadable and laughable claptrap.
[ ] ... was posted anonymously.
[ ] ... was your 10th post to the same thread that you had just posted to.
[ ] ... contained excessive Chat acronyms and/or CAPLOCKS,  (i.e. OMGLOLROFLAFAOPIMPKIH, et al).
[ ] ... was insensitive and consciously hurtful to others.
[ ] ... voted most likely to be introduced as Prosecution evidence during a Competency Hearing.
[ ] ... was full of obscure references that only Dennis Miller would get.
[ ] ... was simply an excuse to Spam the board with what amounts to a load of Crapolla!!
[ ] ... (Insert Issue of choice here)

I assume from this that, (Select one):

[ ] you are a jerk.
[ ] you are Regis Philben.
[ ] you have Attention Deficit Disorder.
[ ] you are illiterate and do not have a Spellchecker.
[ ] you are a Hit & Run SpamBot.
[ ] you are in love with the sounds of your own lame posts.
[ ] you are a Newbie and have never actually touched a computer until today.
[ ] you are not in touch with the Child Within.
[ ] you have not been arrested yet.
[ ] you are an over intellectualized weenie!
[ ] you are just generally an all around @$$hole!
[ ] (Insert assumption of choice here)

May I respectfully suggest that you, (Select one):

[ ] Refrain from posting to this Forum until you learn some manners.
[ ] Risk being ostracized & ignored by your peers.
[ ] Risk being tarred and feathered by your peers.
[ ] Attend a 12 Step Support Group.
[ ] Learn to mind your own Beeswax!
[ ] Get a FREAKIN Life!
[ ] Get a real FRIGGIN Job!
[ ] Bite me! Come to think of it, Bite me Twice!
[ ] Print this reply and insert here -----> (_x_)

If you need additional information or simply wish to respond,
email me at kissmybutt@igivenotacrapforthee.com

Thank you and God Bless!