The Evidence to Date

It is left to the viewer to interpret the meaning of these cryptic clues
recovered by authorities. While at first glance the objects pictured below
may seem disconnected, many Forensic Experts theorize that they
MAY all relate in some way to "The Rick-Wich Project"!


The Map
~ The Map ~
Does X mark the spot? 
Did they really go to the desert?
Weren't they HOT enough already?		 The CD
~ The Music ~
Is that dog hair in those CD's?
Strange cryptic scribble noted
on cover - scientists still unable to
decipher the signature.
The Alleged Foodstuffs
~ Alleged Foodstuffs ~
After tasting the Fruity Booty
Scientists believe it MUST have
been used to leave a trail!		 Posters and Sharpie Pen
~ Sharpie Pen & Posters ~
IGE Virgin? Gigolo Inspector?
We've seen your Nekkid Butt?
What does it all mean?
The Luggage
~ Luggage ~
Believed to be crammed full
with Dancing Roosters and
Silly String in lieu of actual clothes!		 Possible Drool Materials
~ Drool Material ~
Our technicians are still pouring
over these ... we're not sure they
will give them back either,
Dammit!
Do We Have To Spell It Out?
~ The Protection ~
Do we really need to spell this
one out for you? Believed to be
used for LMAOPIMP!		 The Roses
~ The Roses ~
Thought to be some form of
offering to the Guitar God!
Gigolo Viewers
~ 3D Gigolo Viewing Device ~
Believed to be used  for scrutinizing a "Dragon".


 
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