Posted by BoDee *You know them Casino People Really need to work on their sense of Humor!* on Wed Jan 10 14:39:36 2001:

Top 10 Things That'll Get Ya Thrown Outta the Taj Mahal Casino/Resort

10 - Placing your little plastic cup from the Casino on the bar at the Casbah Nightclub and asking for a refill on your Slushy.

9 - Standing at the "Elvis" Slots and striking victorious Karate/Dance poses every time you lose yelling, "Yes Sah!" - Then swagger and call all the waitress's "Cilla"

8 - Going into the Poker Lounge, taking a seat and when everything gets real quiet jumping up and yelling "Yahtzee!" (LOL ... thanks Lush)

7 - Asking for $20 in quarters and then stand at the Cashier's window while you bite down on each coin testing it for authenticity.

6 - Goin into the Racing Lounge and changing the channel on the TV pronouncing loudly, "Time for Oprah"!

5 - Standing at the Craps table and when the dice are thrown trying to move the little game pieces around the board.

4 - Place a quarter in a slot machine then lean real close and say to machine "Operator, I'd like to place a call."

3 - Sit at a crowded bank of slot machines and make discreet armpit farts. Occasionally look over your machine to the person across from you and scrunch your nose.

2 - Doing the "Running Man" Dance in the Xanadu Lobby every time Rick's picture appears on the Preview Monitor. (Bahaaaa Jos and ShaSha).

And the Number One thing that'll get cha thrown out of the Taj Mahal Casino?

1 - Demonstrate to fellow Blackjack Players how to flip their colorful little chips into the adjacent Roulette Wheel. If successful, stand, raise arms and yell, "Score, You win a Free Buffet!" ... stand back and watch the fun as chips start a flying!

Oh Man .. I can't wait til Vegas!!!